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LITTLE OLD LADY -


TAGS: state trooper guns
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:43 am
i wonder if she is his new hero?
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:43 pm
What was my wife doing in Kansas?
Iconoclast - October 25, 2011, 11:43 pm
And ......... she got no ticket. He just told her to drive carefully and have a nice day.


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Losifer

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.


TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm betting he drew that with a sharpie.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})


LISTEN UP -


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:11 am
yes, an UP yours
premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.


PROBLEM SOLVING -


TAGS: i say potato you say
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

gettinsmarter - August 5, 2011, 1:29 pm
Actually none of itis true. The Russians actually bought mechanical pencils from an American firm.
scotts13 - August 5, 2011, 10:26 am
Unfortunately, it's NOT true. Fisher developed the pen with private funds, the sold pens to NASA. Didn't actually cost much more than pencils.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:23 am
you know, the sad part is it's all true. It's mistakes like this that make me proud to be a Russian!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 3:40 am
hehe... 5 bottles for you
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:12 pm
I tried it and it works...the Vodka that is.
gas - August 4, 2011, 8:07 pm
LOL!
rerun - August 4, 2011, 8:05 pm

we could still be in space if we had thought of that.


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




SCARIFICATION TATTOOS - because "Traditional" Ink tattoos have become too mainstream


TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

skarjj - September 24, 2013, 4:55 pm
how that hell was that done.
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:39 pm
Oh, gawd. Please tell me this guy was out cold when this was done.


WHEN YOU REALIZE - that violence is every were.... just another reason to say home


TAGS: statues mean
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Axis

twill1962 - October 9, 2012, 11:51 am
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Kilted - August 11, 2012, 1:26 am
Well if they would stop blinking they would be fine
forseti - August 10, 2012, 10:08 am
"everywhere"?? "stay home"??? Sorry dude, it costs 5 seconds to check the spelling... And this is "da interwebs": it will stay FOREVER!


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos


TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by changeling

Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...


Got Any Plans -


TAGS: plans day crazy ideas premeditated
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:53 pm
And a tissue!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:22 am
Mebbe that's where I went wrong...either there, or the "with malice a forethougth" part...
CloudchaserS - January 25, 2014, 5:34 am
It's a trick, get an axe!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:31 pm
Need a tissue?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:57 am
Ok, nasal lol spray. Dang monkey. Gonna have sinus probs all day now…aaaand a funky mustache


KARMA - There will be days where your the pigeon and days where your the statue. When you feel like the statue, remember the day you were the pigeon. It probably has something to do with it.




Exams -


TAGS: doctors prostate dentist pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2015, 3:17 pm
...and if you hear disco music, head for the exit pronto!
mizzdizz - November 3, 2015, 12:28 am
E.D.! One more time, if I said I preferred tall white males, I'd get my head ripped off. Keep your negrophilia to yourself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 10:11 pm
OH, MY GOD! ROFLMAO! That is awesome!
ipaprime - November 2, 2015, 9:26 pm
Better than getting a dental exam from your proctologist.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 9:11 pm
Yes, LOL, I'd be worried :-/
MissPriss - November 2, 2015, 4:40 pm
Should a fella 5L worry when he starts telling ya all the options that are available for whitening?
EmilioDumphque - November 2, 2015, 3:41 pm
I find it best to have a pretty doctor. Extra points if she's from the "subcontinent".


REVENGE -


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by spacedog

twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you ****ting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm
lol...amsome


FUN WITH ELECTRICITY -


TAGS: cat static
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Captfell

pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 10:45 pm
sweeeeeet


TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...


TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Chef

twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!


Statistically speaking -


TAGS: statistics 6 out of 7 dwarfs arent happy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Oldsod - July 10, 2015, 2:08 pm
Brilliant!


OH WOW! - Where'd you get that totally killer tat?


TAGS: deer killer tat
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:08 am
Yes.
Nissta - December 12, 2011, 6:23 pm
I'm pretty sure I made her dad into burgers, her brother was just mince tho
fan4camping - December 11, 2011, 11:48 am
I had pondered something similar to that too, but kept it fitting the day's theme.
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 11:42 am
That's a bummer of a birthmark, Hal. (too obscure?)
Feasibly - December 11, 2011, 9:31 am
LOL!


IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"


TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)


IRELAND -


TAGS: ireland potatoes
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Aurielius - January 23, 2016, 9:22 am
As funny as a NINA sign.
forseti - May 22, 2010, 5:26 am
5 potato-shakes!
Kubi - May 8, 2010, 10:09 pm
Lol nice. 5Lbs of potatoes
Faceplant31 - May 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
I haven't ROR'd like that in a while! Good shiot KFD!
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:34 pm
Love it!! 5Liters!


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


FREE SPEECH - If Liberty means anything at all.., it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear...




PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.




HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile


TAGS: cops tattoo
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

barockeva - March 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
But the police was such a great band...
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
I'd like to buy an "E" Pat.


MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by briantoo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get a**play for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


INFATUATION -


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
AGGY FTW!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm
WTF?
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
is nice


LIFE - get used to disappointment




REALISTIC TATTOOS - Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck a lot.




YOU JUST FALL OFF -


TAGS: cycle imitation jet crash fail
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Ozbad - February 8, 2012, 7:26 pm
I was thinking Hulk smash..
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:54 am
the h55d looks familiar :)


STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you


TAGS: statistic 2013 water lake h2o
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spypengen

MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:33 am
You need to share more often...great poster!
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:43 am
Agreed - very nice
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 9:16 pm
Good’n, spy....5L


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by giulio

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




ferguson missouri -


TAGS: militarization police terrorism patriot act police state
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:56 pm
the police need to avoid civillian deaths at all costs, before the ferguson situation inflames racial tensions to the point where it turns into a racially based genocidal civil war.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:39 pm
excessive force and intimidation tactics provoke resistance, which provokes more excessive force and intimidation tactics, provoking more resistance, until the situation turns into full blown riots, civil uprising, and heavy-handed responses by police.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:35 pm
kill an ant, notice how all the other ants become much more aggressive? "due process" exists for a reason, and its not just to protect the innocent, its to prevent backlash against law enforcement.
premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


TATTOOS - Where you can kiss a legitimate career goodbye


TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sureok

maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:11 pm
Ya Moby ***k
EmilioDumphque - June 24, 2012, 3:18 am
Queequeg!
MPsniper - June 23, 2012, 9:30 pm
and he has been sh** in the face with a fishing tackle box.


WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


PLAY FIRST PAY LATER -


TAGS: temptation calendar itchy bald beaver
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

ughomer - April 30, 2012, 11:45 am
Leave it to Wally!!
GaryO - April 30, 2012, 11:15 am
Izzat Jerry Mathers??


TELEPORTATION - The possibilities are endless! (just for your cat)




PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


TATTOO - With a great tattoo comes great pain


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ravi001

zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 4:11 pm
Sorry, URL broken, here is a new one: http://tinyurl.com/caef2t9
zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 4:10 pm
http://www.moviecitizens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/terminator-arm-tattoo.jpg
zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 10:01 pm
I want to get one like this but with a terminator endoskeleton instead.
twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 1:29 pm
Epic tattoo! 5L!


LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very f***ed up yet so very hilarious


ARMY TATTOOS -


TAGS: army tattoos
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by ratman

IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 7:13 pm
At first glance, i thought it said INEDIBLE; now that is a tatoo worth getting!
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:29 pm
This guy is an f'n retard. No less of a problem than the insurgents.


Wreking Balm -




WHAT YOUR TATTOO SAYS ABOUT YOU -


TAGS: tattoo auschwitz pow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:25 pm
Krissie, thank you for sharing that.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
Whoopd Dman!!
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:03 am
The wickedest tattoo you could get today! (Especially if it spells "SHELL OIL" upside down!!)
spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:38 pm
The only kind of tat I have any respect for.
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 11:09 pm
My stepgrandfather had one...my grandmother had told me about the concentration camps when i was quite young, where he was...I may not have been MAYBE 8, perhaps 9...but I understood well enough what evil he'd seen and been through...so I NEVER asked.
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 4:59 pm
the Nazis used numbers. we may soon have barcodes put on our kids at birth. far fetched?... maybe....maybe NOT.
forseti - June 21, 2011, 3:49 pm
touching!


TEMPTATION IS A BITCH -


TAGS: temptation
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 3:27 pm
Thanks
dy2012 - April 30, 2012, 3:20 pm
nice /////


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage statistic even number
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Live2golf

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:37 pm
...and b*********. lol
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:24 pm
it's called poligamy
Budog - April 6, 2012, 10:30 pm
Good catch... 5L
ughomer - April 6, 2012, 3:56 pm
ROFLMAO. Good one!


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: murphys law restated
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Sean

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2009, 10:59 pm
Awesome! 5 lions and a small goat for the lions to snack on, and 5 large diet cokes, 5 pieces of pie, and five lion sized napkins.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:34 pm
I have an Arch-Enemy on here that 1s every poster I do. I try not to get too wrapped up in it. I said I try.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
He always wanted twin a**holes
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
*surgery (?)
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
Ooooh, voter #8 just 1'ed it. I hope his gender re-assignment surgury echos the very sentiment expressed by this poster!
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:16 pm
If there is a fiveer-five that is more of a five than this five I have seen it.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
Christ he/she missed one...his mommy must have called


COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....




CRACK HEAD - What makes you ask?




TONIGHT'S TOP STORY - Francisco Franco is still dead!


TAGS: francisco franco snl chevy chase dictators
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by okami

GySgt1811 - October 15, 2009, 10:34 pm
...and the Pope is still alive...
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:45 pm
and a side note...HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
MO - October 15, 2009, 7:44 pm
Did it hit your funny.....Bone?
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:41 pm
Sometimes the simplest things just make you roll on the floor laughing...This did it for me! 5 Poodles through watering eyes!


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


PENN STATE -




MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack


TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare ***bs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.


LITTLE KNOWN FACT - Sailor Jerry had a Chihuahua named Rummy.


TAGS: tattooed dog
Rating: 2.77/5

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dragonrider33 - March 8, 2014, 10:09 pm
If that's not ph**oshop then I hope that dog bit hell out of the tattoo artist and the owner.


COMPARISONS - My love life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.


TAGS: representation love havenots
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:23 pm
A red, red rose Ferrari.
MissPriss - September 10, 2012, 10:22 pm
Sonny & Cher...you got me babe...haha. Thanks for the vote.
M0rd3kaI - September 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
Sounds All too familiar... 5L


AMSOME -


TAGS: amsome tattoo suicide
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:06 pm
this time I was thanking the comments. The poster was all me.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:05 pm

you don't need to thank us all the time....
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:04 pm
Thanks guys!
Neener - October 4, 2010, 4:31 pm
I absolutely love this one! 5L
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 3:06 am
LOL!
Feasibly - October 4, 2010, 12:17 am
Rudy should log into motifake.com...he's a natural. Nice one monkey 5/5
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 12:02 am
Coping skills. 5L


STATUS UPDATE -


TAGS: face book facebook status update
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - August 25, 2011, 8:56 pm

I did read it, sadly you will not be missed
the1stCOMMI3 - August 25, 2011, 6:10 pm
i'm sorry, how is it that your username even passed the registration?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:03 pm
Hey, sorry about that.. but do you think you could read my name to yourself?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
Dood, I f***ing swear you get all of your **** from the Android Market's Funny Jokes app. GTFO HOE.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:46 pm
Would've been better if you used Twitter, but still funny.
sidestep22 - August 24, 2011, 12:25 pm
Wow! So wrong and impressive all at the same time.. 5Ls


83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -




KEY TO SUCCESS - comes from making good decisions. The key to good decisions is experience. Experience comes from making BAD DECISIONS.


TAGS: funny tattoo
Rating: 4.26/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:37 am
I think that they were smoking some of what the Pink Horse is smoking when they had this done..., lol...!!
crankyhead - September 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
Clearly, noone put that on themselves voluntarily. LOL
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:56 pm
Hint at the "lost a bet" more... I bet someone later (too new to have an avatar) will find your point funny!
crankyhead - September 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
I want to know what they were so sure of that they wagered this on it.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
LOL! Ghey!
Cubbybear - September 29, 2010, 10:50 pm
I want to see the face of this person
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:43 pm
I shudder at the idea for the lower-back tat. 5L


STILL A FAIL - Because there are 2 E's in awesome.


TAGS: tattoo spelling awesome fail
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by tito42

tito42 - May 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
yep, that was my first week. i made an account so i could make this motifake, not realizing its been done.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:14 pm
LMAO, GS! Could it be put more elegantly, I submit that it could not!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:10 pm
the balance of nature, giveth to one and wackesth an other. Tis truly a Holiday
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
LMAO! I could've rejected based on "already been overdone in 1994", but I couldn't bring myself to reject it.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
you mean titobvious42!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
Why should I reject tito's attempt to educate us on the finer points of spelling?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
LMAO! You bet I did! And, I gave it a 3! YEAH!!!!
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:33 pm
f***ing crap tunnel 1Lion. You really didn't "Have" to did you Aggy!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
Heh heh. Had to approve it. Welcome to the internet, tito42... first week online?


DAY 7 - The Humans Still Think I'm a Potato.


TAGS: guinea pig potato
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Jalozyin - January 29, 2013, 7:45 pm
Just did. XD I don't post often, but usually I try my best.
MissPriss - January 29, 2013, 6:29 pm
THAT gave me a 5L chuckle...thanks! If you haven't, you should drop this by dig my dog as well.
Silverheart - January 29, 2013, 5:25 pm

Written in chives, at the bottom of the oven? Great poster, 5Ls


PROSTATE EXAMS -


TAGS: after 40 annually prostate
Rating: 4.72/5

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5150monkeylove - March 8, 2011, 11:42 pm
Thank you for reminding me. 40th B-day is almost here. Now I have to legally pay someone to do it at least once a year......YEESH!
steph1 - March 8, 2011, 2:25 pm
LOL - good old Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the lab..."I'm just a sweet transvestite - From Tran***ual, Transylvania"....5rocky ones


A STUPID TATTOO -


TAGS: tattoo gun stupid douche
Rating: 4.05/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:36 pm
Go on! Skin that smokewagon! Oh, wait, it's just a what??
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:13 pm
If you're talking about cheap flash art, then yes. But a custom tattoo will run a couple/three hundred, plus tip--higher if it requires more visits for coloring or blackwork. Some tattoos can end up costing about as much as a high-end SIG Sauer.
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:56 pm
Actually, probably not. A half-decent pistol will run you at least $350 if not 3 times that.


- The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.


TAGS: temptation apple
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by Jonah Forman

he who lols - March 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
Isn't that one of the twilight books' covers?
Nobody - October 9, 2008, 10:58 am
Classy and ***y all at once. I approve.
Agamemnon218 - August 30, 2008, 2:37 am
Very slick poster.


REGRET - What has been done, cannot be undone.




POTATO GUN - The French army is locked and loaded.


TAGS: potato
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Bovee

CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:44 pm
Idaho National Guard would have been sweet
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 2:08 pm
I work with a french A$$ clown and he looks like this guy so i had to go with it. but yours would have been better.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 1:45 pm
I'll have you know that is not even CLOSE to Idaho National Guard! They use higher caliber potatoes. Bah Dum Dum! Thank you!
Koradan - January 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
I would have gone with "Idaho National Guard", but this was just as good!! 5Ls for you!


TATTOOS -




THE TATTOO - Ultimate way to avoid boredom!




MEMORY - You can always tell a bad one....




TATTOO SLEEVES -


TAGS: g** tattoo bath
Rating: 3.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:05 pm
They have the exact same face frames, hair color, and eye color; you do the math. In case you're not Columbo I'll tell you, they're brothers and they're goofing around for no reason at all!
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:45 pm
I don't think this couple is making any attempt to appear straight in the first place. Call them g** and they'll clap for you. "Yay! you figured it out! Now guess if the water is wet or not!"


SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.




MARRIAGE SIMPLIFIED -


TAGS: car crash stats marriage
Rating: 4.84/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 5:11 am
Your dead nuts correct on this one
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 6:11 am
Not a nice episode for that pedestrian.., but the pain he suffered was probably over sooner than that of a divorce..!!
Henna - September 12, 2010, 1:02 pm
Cruel driver in the Mercedes.It seems as if he turns on the windshield wiper to wipe the pedestrian away WTF
rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:54 am

wow, just wow


PI TATTOO - Suitable for hardcore geeks.


TAGS: tattoo fail
Rating: 4.27/5

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COPYCAT -




OHIO STATE GEEKS -


TAGS: ohio state geeks
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 12:56 am
shaking head, why in the hell do people have to pick oh Ohio State????
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 8:25 am
"Uncle Badtouch"!!! LMFAO!!!
mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:10 am
Uncle badtouch stole all his funny.
lola - May 30, 2009, 11:41 pm
It's not just any particular poster, but why are you so relentlessly negative???


BAMIYAN BUDDHA STATUES -


TAGS: buddha statue islam
Rating: 2.76/5
Kulture Klub - November 2, 2009, 1:31 pm
Yeah, I'm not saying that's not a terrible act of cultural destruction, but so are these silly xenophobic posts.
stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:37 am
lincoln memorial was a tribute to buddha
Torkil The Destroyer - May 18, 2009, 12:04 pm
Dorm pranks gone wrong! They are going to FREAK when they see this ****!
who? me? - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
in terms of sculpting-you dont know if those sculptors were slaves. i mean-egypt anyone?
SteveSpoon - April 18, 2009, 11:43 am
oh man, that's messed up. That's like a crime against the world to destroy something like that. That thing represents the lifes work of probably hundreds of ancient sculptors. To tear it down because they were a different religion is just wrong.
.vsdofjoasdij - November 1, 2008, 11:35 pm
oh , if you ever played pince of persia sands of time you'll notice tis giant Buddha thing.
RnR - September 5, 2008, 5:38 am
It should read Before TALIBAN. Remember, we are NOT on a crusade against Islam. Besides, some more factual info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamyan
bozz - September 4, 2008, 9:50 pm
Saaad :(


AFTERMATH - Freedom is not free


TAGS: aftermath sanitation
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by flynch42

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:41 am
Defending freedom is one thing. Being sent half way around the world to be cynically used as a sales tool for our weapons industry is quite different.
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 6:24 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 1:51 am
beautiful text .. it's hard to read though.


LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION - Ah hell. Just follow me. I know a shortcut !




HELL YEAH! - FREE POTATO? Christmas has come early!




RED SHIRTS - Fit only for massacre


TAGS: star trek kent state television
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

kittywarrior - September 27, 2012, 11:23 pm
that chick in the red dress looks oddly familiar ... like some girl from my school
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:20 pm
The girl in the red dress is h**!
dporter8462 - September 24, 2012, 8:32 pm
Green Shirts? Did I miss an episode?
champ99 - September 24, 2012, 5:16 pm
It was to hide the blood and gore back in the 60's censorship.


DATA -


TAGS: pie graph fake statistics
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Thedewd - June 18, 2017, 6:00 am
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot...


QUEEN ELIZABETH - Trespassing on her estate is definitely not a wise thing to do


TAGS: queen elizabeth trespass estate
Rating: 4.08/5

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maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:54 pm
Good Sh** Q !


SHARON TATE -


TAGS: manson tate
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 4:37 pm
Wow Sharon Tate. Such a shame. Bonus points for the little Nicky reference. 5 shovels to the face


TATOO BLUES -


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4.78/5

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IMITATIONS - Some of them are just great! Almost original




SHITTY TATTOO -


TAGS: fail tattoo white trash epic fail
Rating: 2.29/5

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^^" - June 15, 2009, 4:48 am
He has very long n******


SKIN DEEP -


TAGS: pig tattoo ink skin deep
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:53 am
thanks ED
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:10 am
Download GIMP, it's stable enough for basic work.
forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:41 am
nice one!
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:21 am
God i friggin hate Paint!!!


THINE KNOWN SELF -




DISGUSTING COVER UP -




HAVE AT THEE - Failure. I do it every day. And I'll be back with more tomorrow.


TAGS: my reputation grows with every failure
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by spacedog

WTFO - November 7, 2009, 12:27 am
Nice poster
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
...and can keep the pace.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Even better to have someone who gets it.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
Ha! I throw straight lines out in the comments all the time. It great to have someone play along.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:10 pm
Had to post that... after calling you out on your comment yethterday.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
Me too! OMG.... we are so like twins!!!
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:07 pm
I got nuffin yet, gonna watch it tonight.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
Bugger this.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
Holy Grail tomorrow, Space... whatcha got?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:14 pm
Love it!


DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende ***y girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


THE GODS ARE ANGRY - I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.


TAGS: lightning greece irritation gods
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:33 pm
Nice. That guy's wondering how the heck is he gonna walk home through that.


POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.


TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit b****ing at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the b****ing and justaccept that we all make **** sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well f*** it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!


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